Archive for December, 2004

2004 in Review-Part II
December 31, 2004
2004…The year that was
December 30, 2004
This year is almost gone
December 29, 2004
I’m preaching to myself this morning
December 28, 2004
Welcome to the Dead Zone
December 27, 2004
Merry Christmas
December 24, 2004Okay, it’s early, but I’m definitely turning into a grinch here. I’m going grocery shopping tomorrow morning and will finish up my gift to Mandy (who’s the only one getting Christmas). I’m making a few things for Christmas dinner, but mom didn’t get with me when she got off of work at eleven tonight, so I’m not sure what I’m going to do yet. Either go wake her up at seven and verify things or just get it done and swing by the house. Every thing closes about five tomorrow and considering Manda, Dad, and Sarah are going shopping tomorrow I’m not planning on having my car. Thus, I can’t make another run for Christmas dinner groceries. Why can’t people simply do what I suggest? (Rhetorical question because nobody listens to me.) *And I’m now banging my head on the desk.*
Then tomorrow afternoon I’ll be making the cake, fudge, deviled eggs, and whatever else. Hopefully Mandy will take the kids to mom’s and I can turn on the radio (loud) and cook and bake to my heart’s content. Unfortunately we’ll all have to put up with Christmas music for roughly the next 48 or so hours on most stations. *Sigh* Grinch, already and it’s not even Christmas.
Well, have a great Christmas. See you in the twilight zone (that scary and dead time between Christmas and New Years) next week.

Military Christmas Eve
December 23, 2004To: All retired military personnel. Subject: official command visit.
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No creatures will stir without official permission. This will include all native mice. Special stirring permits will be obtained through the orderly room.
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Personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap prior to 2200 hours. Uniform for nap: cotton, light drowsing, with kerchief, general purpose. Personnel will utilize standard ration sugarplums to dance through their heads. This item may be picked up in the orderly room.
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Stockings, wool, cushion sole, will be hung by chimneys with care. Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fires. Individual sections will submit stocking-hanging plans to Captain Kringle by 0800 hours, 22 December.
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At first sign of clatter from lawn, all personnel will spring from their beds to investigate and evaluate cause. Immediate action will be take to tear open shutters and throw open window sashes.
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Volunteers are needed to drive one sleigh, miniature, and eight (8) deer, rein, tiny for use of General Claus. Driver must have current roof-top license.
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General Claus will enter all sections through chimneys. Sections without chimneys will draw a Chimney Simulator from Link Services for use during ceremonies. Requests must be submitted in triplicate prior to 20 December.
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All personnel will be rehearsed in shouting, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.” This shout will be given upon termination of General Claus’ visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of all section chiefs.
Signed, Ebenezer Scrooge, Colonel, USAF, Commander

Eve of Christmas Eve
December 23, 2004
Christmas Tidbits
December 22, 2004-
The North Pole is not on land. It’s actually an ice-covered spot on the Arctic Ocean. In International waters, it doesn’t belong to any nation.
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Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer was orginally going to be named Rollo.
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The first department store Santa Claus appeared in 1890 at a Boston store.
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The Greek word for Christ is Xristos, hence XMas, the shortened form of Christmas.
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Hanukkah commemorates the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrian king Antiochus IV Epiphanes. He had tried to eradicate the Jewish religion, but was defeated in 165 B.C.

And a not so merry Christmas
December 22, 2004Lance Corporal Gregory Paul Rund died in Iraq on December 11 and was just recently laid to rest in a Denver cemetery. It was Rund’s second tour of duty in Iraq. The thing about this story that kills me is that Rund was at Columbine that April day when all hell broke loose. He survived a school shooting and a tour in Iraq, but yet he still died in service to his country. I’m not sure if this is depressing or inspiring; although I’m thinking it’s both. From the story by the Washington Post Rund was inspired by 9/11 to serve his country. This after surviving being shot at by gunmen. Not sure who said it but someone once said (and I am paraphrasing): “I’m sick and tired of old men dreaming up new wars for young men to die in.”